178tests green151 rules, 27 netcode 100% Claude hallucinated happy paths
323D assetsall made in house! NO AI ART (get the computer to do the computer stuff)
What it is
A board you race, and a minigame every round.
You roll, you land on something, and it usually costs you. Then everyone
drops into a minigame and the money moves again. First to a dub wins. Doinks are how
you get one.
EVENT SPACE · Squeem takes 20 doinks and tells you about himself
TEN PLAYERS · the board holds all of themCOLOR CLAIM · one floor, forty-five secondsCHOPPER RUN · hold space, don't touch anything
Who's in it
Two of them want your money.
The hustlerSquirma
Tall, yellow, very long arms, red bikini. She sells dubs for twelve doinks and
she always comes out ahead. Generous to whoever is losing, greedy toward whoever
is winning. Same line either way.
The markYour friends
Four to ten of them, online or sat next to you. One person hosts, everyone rolls
for turn order, and the board sorts out the rest. Empty seats fill with CPU
players.
Devlog
Newest first.
Aug 3, 2026Netcode
we're calling it doobies now, and it's networked...? Maybe?
The networked scene used to be a connection test with doobies standing in it. It's pretty much the real game now, behind a title screen you can type a name into and a code you can
join with. Turn order gets rolled online instead of decided by who loaded first.
Then I made a real build and found the art in all six minigames was editor only, so
every one of them shipped empty. Opus 5 is hallucinating the f outta this task
TITLE · type a name, take a code, goLIVE · hosted, and someone else is in it
Next: convince y'all to fill out that form at the bottom and test play this with me!
Aug 1, 2026Rejected
Squeem got a skeleton, Bumper Pit got deleted
Squeem, the casino guy, went from a measured mesh to thirteen bones and nine
animation clips in a day. Three more minigames landed: Color Call, Color Dial (basically a dialed.gg knockoff),
Chopper Run (helicopter game). A fourth, Bumper Pit, I killed on sight:
"It's not even really a game, there's no doobies in it, it's top down, it
feels like there's no user control, it's really poorly made."
Classic Claude said it was verified. It wasn't it was trash. Nothing counts as done here until I play it and like it.
DOINK DASH · survived the same review
Next: work out whether stealing a tile feels different from
painting a bare one.
Jul 31, 2026First post
Everything at once
One day: a minigame framework, the first minigame on top of it, Squirma turning up
at her own spaces to react to every landing, and a HUD that holds ten players. Also
every sound effect existed and none of them fired, and the agents shared one git
index so they kept committing each other's work.
Also Claude is defaulting to UK spellings of color which is v annoying
COLOR CLAIM · ten players, forty-five seconds, one floor
Next: record thirty seconds of the doobies moving and put it
somewhere a stranger can see it.
The one ask
Come and break it with me!
A party game can't be tested alone. I need groups of four to ten
who'll play something half finished and tell me the truth about it. (maybe even stream with me and get some sweet sweet dev credit!)
What you're signing up for
A build, sent when there's one worth playing. Windows first.
One session, 30 to 60 minutes, whenever suits you.
